Anonymous asked: My toe fell off last year. I put in a jar in a high shelf in my room. When I am mad I just take my toe out of the jar and stroke it until i feel better. whenever i hold my toe i feel happy and proud because my toe fell off because i bit it off because i was hungry. every night before i go to bed i take out my toe and tell it how my day was and i stroke it till my eyes shut. when im hungry i like to suck on it. tastes like babys and donut powder<3 i dont know what id do without my toe
what the fuck.
I can’t stop laughing……
OH MY GOD
Daylight Savings Time
Arizona may be smart enough to stay out of this odd practice of screwing up all the clocks, which is something I love about Arizona, but now my daily shows that I watch are going to get all fucked up >:( I need my hour of Grey’s Anatomy every day after school…please don’t take that away from me stupid time changes (Prepare for melt down tomorrow, and possibly more swearing)
Seriously. Why can guys walk around shirtless but girls can’t? UGHHH.
Not saying I would, but it would be awesome to wear swim trunks to a pool XD no more obnoxious tan anyone?
(Source: caramia-mi-amor)







